Saturday, September 23, 2006

What does Bangalore need?

An efficient traffic management system, a mass rapid transit system, feeder bus services, far fewer two wheelers and autorickshaws, pot-hole free roads and 24 hour power and water supply you say? Boy, are you wrong! Bangaloreans need more schools teaching Kannada, according to the government.

While you are stuck in a traffic jam for hours, you can practise your Kannada language skills by reading all the Kannada boards and hoardings and your kids can help you from the backseat! While you are being groomed into a true Kannadiga, the bureaucrats will take a quick foreign tour at the taxpayers' expense to 'study' the mass transit systems of various countries. How clever! Haven't these b**t**ds heard of the internet? Moreover, why go to Thailand when you have an efficient MRT system in New Delhi?

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